zeldathemes
i'm pretty sure my name is isabelle
We will run and scream, you will dance with
me, we'll fulfill our dreams and we'll be free.
scarilynmanson:

This is your President speaking.

scarilynmanson:

This is your President speaking.

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

      assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

image

Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

africandad:

when people call me fat

image

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screenburned:

talooka:

This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

i love you, small son

screenburned:

talooka:

This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

i love you, small son

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

j5h:

who took the picture is my concern

j5h:

who took the picture is my concern

unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles