HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE
DID HELENA LIKE IT
That one friend that acts out when boys are around
i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
Watchu got there
a skull that connects to my spine hbu
don’t know what for
let the bodies hit the floor
You call me your Shrek but you treat me like your Farquaad
*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
Me and my friends when we’re out
This speaks to me on a deep and profound level
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
it’s fun to stay at the
much of the ocean is still unexplored