This is your President speaking.
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow
That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!
that’s what happened in budapest.
Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.
This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3
i love you, small son
if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe
it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in
did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it